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Bri-anne is a singer, songwriter, disgruntled activist, theologian in training and general menace to society.
Mostly she just hopes you like her songs.
When she was little, Bri-anne thought she would grow up to be an inventor. After filing her patent for a coffee machine that turns on automatically a little too late (so her mother could wake up to the smell of coffee and not to her alarm clock), she decided to become an Olympic figure skater. When that failed due to an unfortunate tendency towards falling on her head, Bri-anne set her sights on theology. Realizing there was no money in theology, Bri-anne now spends her time writing songs, singing songs, and trying to convince the Canadian government to give her money so she can write more songs. She enjoys baking banana bread, eating banana bread, and writing in the third person.
Although originally from Oro-Medonte, Bri-anne currently resides in Toronto, along with her cat Coffee Table.
However, she will seriously consider moving if either Rob Ford or George Smitherman are elected for mayor.
You can find Bri-anne’s official website at www.bri-anneswan.com
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